{"id":46201,"date":"2026-05-22T11:56:36","date_gmt":"2026-05-22T11:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/?p=46201"},"modified":"2026-05-22T11:56:36","modified_gmt":"2026-05-22T11:56:36","slug":"granddaughter-was-shocked-by-grandmas-boyfriend-calendar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/?p=46201","title":{"rendered":"Granddaughter Was Shocked by Grandma\u2019s Boyfriend Calendar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"81\" data-end=\"182\">Grandma smiled proudly. \u201cOh darling, in my time relationships were pure, respectful, and meaningful.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"218\">Granddaughter: \u201cWow\u2026 so just one?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"355\">Grandma: \u201cWell\u2026 one for dancing, one for poetry, one for motorcycle rides, one who played guitar, one rich boy for restaurant dinners\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"382\">Granddaughter: \u201cGRANDMA!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"444\">Grandma: \u201cWhat? We didn\u2019t call them \u2018boyfriends\u2019 back then.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-12\"><\/div>\n<p data-start=\"446\" data-end=\"486\">Granddaughter: \u201cWhat did you call them?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"488\" data-end=\"565\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Grandma sipped her tea calmly.<br data-start=\"518\" data-end=\"521\" \/><strong>\u201cTuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Weekend.\u201d<span class=\"emoji x1rg5ohu x16dsc37 x19la9d6 x1fc57z9 x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x19co3pv x11tp94h xw4jnvo x1qx5ct2 xfibh0p xiy17q3 x1xsqp64 x1lkfr7t xexx8yu xyri2b x18d9i69 x1c1uobl\"><span class=\"xrtxmta x1bhl96m\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f602.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" \/><\/span><\/span><span class=\"emoji x1rg5ohu x16dsc37 x19la9d6 x1fc57z9 x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x19co3pv x11tp94h xw4jnvo x1qx5ct2 xfibh0p xiy17q3 x1xsqp64 x1lkfr7t xexx8yu xyri2b x18d9i69 x1c1uobl\"><span class=\"xrtxmta x1bhl96m\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f923.svg\" alt=\"\ud83e\udd23\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandma smiled proudly. \u201cOh darling, in my time relationships were pure, respectful, and meaningful.\u201d Granddaughter: \u201cWow\u2026 so just one?\u201d Grandma: \u201cWell\u2026 one for dancing, one for poetry, one for motorcycle &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":46202,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46203,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46201\/revisions\/46203"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/46202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}