\u201cHey,\u201d the neighbor called out, \u201cyour famous bull looks exhausted.\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer chuckled. \u201cOf course he is! Five farms in one day is hard work.\u201d<\/p>\n
Just then, the bull slowly lifted his head, looked at the neighbor, and let out a deep sigh.<\/p>\n
The neighbor frowned. \u201cHe doesn\u2019t look tired\u2026 he looks annoyed.\u201d<\/p>\n
Before the farmer could answer, a truck pulled up by the gate. A rancher jumped out waving angrily.<\/p>\n
\u201cYour bull\u2019s useless!\u201d the man shouted. \u201cHe spent three hours sitting under a tree and wouldn\u2019t even look at my cows!\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer scratched his head in confusion. \u201cThat can\u2019t be right\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Another truck arrived. Then another.<\/p>\n
Every rancher had the same complaint.<\/p>\n
Finally, the neighbor burst out laughing. \u201cSeems your bull figured something out.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d<\/p>\n
The neighbor pointed at the field where the bull had already laid his head back down.<\/p>\n
\u201cHe realized you\u2019re the one getting paid\u2014not him.\u201d \ud83d\udc02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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