{"id":41920,"date":"2026-05-19T15:10:15","date_gmt":"2026-05-19T15:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/?p=41920"},"modified":"2026-05-19T15:10:15","modified_gmt":"2026-05-19T15:10:15","slug":"his-rude-joke-came-back-colder-than-the-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/?p=41920","title":{"rendered":"His rude joke came back colder than the water."},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"82\">She smiles sweetly and says, \u201cI figured water would help with <em data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"68\">your<\/em> problem too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"111\">He frowned. \u201cWhat problem?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"113\" data-end=\"132\">\u201cThe extra weight.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"189\">He looked down at himself. \u201cI don\u2019t have extra weight.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"248\">She sat beside him calmly. \u201cExactly. And I don\u2019t either.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"318\">The husband opened his mouth to argue, then quietly closed it again.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"320\" data-end=\"373\">For a moment, only the TV filled the room with noise.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"375\" data-end=\"428\">Finally, he sighed. \u201cOkay\u2026 that was mean. I\u2019m sorry.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"454\">She nodded. \u201cThank you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"550\">Trying to lighten the mood, he took a sip of the water and muttered, \u201cStill wish it was soda.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"689\">Without missing a beat, she replied, \u201cAnd I still wish you looked like that actor from the movie we watched last night, but here we are.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"716\">His eyes widened. \u201cOuch.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"771\">She smiled innocently. \u201cSee? Doesn\u2019t feel very nice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"842\">The husband slowly started laughing. A second later, she laughed too.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"892\">He wrapped an arm around her shoulders. \u201cTruce?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"914\">\u201cTruce,\u201d she agreed.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"940\">Then she stood up again.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"988\">\u201cWhere are you going now?\u201d he asked carefully.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1007\">\u201cTo the kitchen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1034\">He became nervous. \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1101\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">She grinned. \u201cTo get myself ice cream\u2026 while I\u2019m still gorgeous.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She smiles sweetly and says, \u201cI figured water would help with your problem too.\u201d He frowned. \u201cWhat problem?\u201d \u201cThe extra weight.\u201d He looked down at himself. \u201cI don\u2019t have extra &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":41921,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41920","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41920","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41920"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41920\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41922,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41920\/revisions\/41922"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/41921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}