{"id":10082,"date":"2026-04-27T18:29:40","date_gmt":"2026-04-27T18:29:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/?p=10082"},"modified":"2026-04-27T18:29:40","modified_gmt":"2026-04-27T18:29:40","slug":"little-johnnys-answer-steals-the-show-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/?p=10082","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny\u2019s answer steals the show!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"75\">The class turned toward Little Johnny, already expecting something unusual.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"126\">He stood up confidently and said, \u201cRefrigerator.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"196\">The room went silent for a second\u2026 then a few kids started giggling.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"314\">The teacher raised an eyebrow. \u201cJohnny, that <em data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"249\">does<\/em> end with \u2018tor,\u2019 but how exactly does a refrigerator eat things?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"316\" data-end=\"409\">Johnny grinned. \u201cIt doesn\u2019t eat, ma\u2019am\u2026 but it sure <em data-start=\"368\" data-end=\"377\">devours<\/em> everything my dad brings home!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"411\" data-end=\"441\">The class burst into laughter.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"580\">The teacher tried to keep a straight face, but even she couldn\u2019t hold it. \u201cWell, Johnny,\u201d she said, shaking her head, \u201cthat\u2019s\u2026 creative.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"582\" data-end=\"670\">Johnny sat down proudly, whispering to his friend, \u201cTold you I\u2019d get her with that one.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"672\" data-end=\"804\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">From that day on, whenever the class had a word game, everyone waited just a little more eagerly to hear what Johnny would say next.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The class turned toward Little Johnny, already expecting something unusual. He stood up confidently and said, \u201cRefrigerator.\u201d The room went silent for a second\u2026 then a few kids started giggling. &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10083,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10082"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10168,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10082\/revisions\/10168"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thesaddairy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}